There was jamie in his room,
Drinking lager all afternoon,
Is that all you have to do,
Is drink the lager all afternoon,

I can not get a job today,
So I will drink my time away,
I am so bored so I will drink,
A lager or two while I do think,

It does not go right to my head,
I will sleep upon my bed,
A lager passes time away,
A can or two in the day,

Mum was mad as she did slog,
Everyday she never stopped,
Working all the day and night,
Jamie have you really got no fight,

Sitting there all afternoon drinking lager,
And watching cartoons,
You are not four but twenty now,
Work you should be oh holy cow,

Mum did say, whilst she knew he
Drank all day,
Go and find a job right now,
And stop drinking lager, it is such a dismay.