My Volkswagen Beetle had faulty sensors, but the sinker was the oil tubing that the dip stick sits in to give accurate readings gradually deteriorated causing the dip stick to slowly sink to the bottom of the oil pan. The light came on but the stick said it had oil. It will cost more to replace the engine than the car is worth.
Poor Jawny became ill
when his sensors sent a chill
alarms going off at each bend in the road
the dip stick lied about the load
low then out of oil going up hill
loud noise, billow of smoke and an oil spill
busted piston everywhere
people drove by unaware
priced an engine
checked Kelly Blue Book
the car is virtually useless
felt like I got took
no recall on the dip stick dilemma
wrecking yards claim
this situation is short of edema
So what is the cause of this freak thing that’s happened
to all the bugs that are not misshapen
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