Jingle Bells song with slight modifications. Enjoy!

Dashing through the snow,
In a pair of broken skies,
Through the fields we go,
Crashing into trees.
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m nearly dead,
I woke up in a hospital with stitches on my head.

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head,
Barbie doll, Barbie doll, tried to save his life,
But GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife.

 

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Comments (8)
  • sunshine926 on Nov 15, 2009

    So cute and adorable…. You have me laughing here! lol

  • Kris Snow on Nov 15, 2009

    LOL- is that a poorly renders Santa Claws from Futurama? Win.

  • John Watson on Nov 15, 2009

    Yup, it’s Futurama.

  • drelayaraja on Nov 15, 2009

    So beautiful and good.

  • svishnugopal on Nov 15, 2009

    lovely…fabulous work…lol

  • sunshine926 on Nov 15, 2009

    Lol. I came back cuz this is way too funny. good job

  • Valerie Curtiss on Nov 16, 2009

    Laughing through the snow!!

  • vycess on Nov 18, 2009

    Hahahaha, funny… :)

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