Dashing through the snow,
In a pair of broken skies,
Through the fields we go,
Crashing into trees.
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m nearly dead,
I woke up in a hospital with stitches on my head.

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head,
Barbie doll, Barbie doll, tried to save his life,
But GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife.