Jokes are meant to make people happy and relieve stress…
Education has led to innovation and pupils have gotten bright enough to work around their home work. Check out these well answered questions:-
Teacher: Sheryl, how can you tell an old man in a nudist camp?
Sheryl: It is not hard.
Teacher: What is black and white and is
read all over:
Pupil: A newspaper.
Teacher: What do you call a curious looking policeman on a tree James?
James: Special branch.
Teacher: What do you call a fly without wings Betty
Betty: A walk.
Teacher: biologically Animals share various aspects and features. can one tell me what is in front of a woman and at the end of cow?
Pupil: Letter W.
Teacher: What is hard and long, goes in dry and comes out very wet and full of seamen:
Titus: A submarine.
Teacher: What do you get when you divide an head into quarters?
Teacher: How many letters are in Alphabet.
Teacher: What do you call a fish without an eye?
Teacher: What is in between you?
Ben: Letter O.
Geography Teacher: Imagine you are on top of the highest mountain in the world and you cannot climb down.What would you do?
Student: Stop dreaming.
Teacher: Why do we all go to bed?
Student; Because the bed can not come to us.
Teacher: What is the use of the skin in a cow Peter?
Peter: To Keep the meat together.
Dump Lawyers and their Wits
You know you are a dump lawyer when you ask dump questions like:-
Accused: Yes your honor.
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