1.Why did the coach go back to the bank?

To get his quarterback

2.Will you remember me today?

Tomorrow?

In the next 4 weeks?

Next year?

Knock knock?

(who’s there)

See you already forgot me!

3.What are the quietest puppy’s ever?

Hush puppy’s

4.Knock knock

who’s there?

boo

boo who?

You don’t have to cry.

5.What happens when you cut school?

you have to glue it back together

6.What is small and green?

A watermelon

7.Three blonde’s walk into a bar.

Then all three have a headache

How did this happen?

They ran into a metal pole

8.A guy pulls up to a lake

unloads his boat

parks his truck

fishes for 1 hour

has a boat full of fish

and leaves

comes back the next day the same thing

every body calls the game warden

game warden shows up

asks if he could fish with him

guy says yes

while fishing

guys lights a stick of dynomite

game warden says that’s illegal

guy hands the stick of dynomite to the warden

and says are you gonna talk or fish

9.once there was this black kid that had diarrhea

poor kid i thought he was melting

10.How do you know when someone dies?

how do you know your not god!