I’ve arrived in junk food heaven.
Fat and calories unite.
No more diet and exercise,
Just want some afternoon delight.

Lots of cheeseburgers with ketchup,
Plenty of French-fries nice and hot,
Soft drinks by the dozens,
I could sleep in at least two cots.

I’m eating six slices of pizza.
My appetite will never end.
For when you’re in junk food heaven,
You can eat from now ‘til ten.

Now it’s time for apple pie.
I sure love the crust.
And here’s a delicious chocolate cake.
It’s good enough to lust.

Yes I am cursed with eating junk food
But let me give you some advice.
If you eat too much, you’ll wind up in heaven.
All that fat comes with a price.