Kevin is a real nice guy
He made bread and butter pie
That was near 2 weeks ago
Has the dish been washed? Oh No!!

Kevin does Computer Science,
And He has a driving license
Can he drive his nice white van?
The law in ireland says he can

Kevin’s surname is Tierney
He likes beer and poetry
When liverpool play and score
You will hear Kev Tierney roar!!

Kevin is from Ennis, Clare,
I really like his blondish hair
Every week he grows a beard
And people think he’s cool but weird

Kevin really likes the flicks
Tarantino gives him kicks
One night we watched Carlito’s Way
I got up early the next day

Kevin lives in our cold house
We have hamsters (Like a mouse)
Kev put the hamsters in his pants
He doesn’t really like to dance

Kevin is quite good at sports
When he goes to bed he puts on shorts
He plays soccer in his dream
And he keeps the house clean