April 27, 2010

Killer Pies

She makes Killer Pies.

They are murderous 

And delicious

Murderously delicious.

Kill her pies!

‘Cos they are murderous.

A Death Penalty for Pies

Would be what exactly

To be eaten

Or ignored

Which would be more torturous for a Murderous Pie

Peach, Apple, Strawberry Rhubarb, Pumpkin, Chocolate, Key Lime, Cocoanut Cream.

They all go with Ice Cream.

I scream

When killed by pies.

Death by pies

Is second only to dying in one’s sleep

If you are thinking there is a good way do die,

They are the best ways to go.

Far better than being mauled by wild beasts,

Then, eaten by flies.

Death by pies.

Image via Wikipedia

Image via Wikipedia