A poem/Rap I wrote while feeling good. One of my first. I’m new to rapping so suggestions and any thoughts are welcome.
Don’t go doubting the rapping prodigy. Dick so big MC name is king salami. Lyrics so twisted enjoy the lobotomy.
Rap different I’m a hip hop oddity Going to graduate high school with a GED in THC. Parents upset cuz there kids wanna be a clone of me. Even got my lil brother fucking around with a chickadee.
Niggas tell me I should be a rapper than I could get bitches, be known as the regular rapper get rid of my alter ego the midnight fapper. Where’s yo girl dog I just jacked get it fapper followed up with the word jacker. Yo yer girl was easy I’m a woman hacker. Shot my children in her mouth like some fucking plaster. Either she has turrets or she liked it. All I heard was faster! faster!
For you its real tragic, call me Harry potter flow I’m flowing like magic.
Fuck authority I’m gonna fight it! Powerful like god I’m bout to smite it.
My minds the tree of wisdom, Your brains an old stump bitch you so soft couldn’t get you hard even with a penis pump.
I’m Outta this world just like an alien. Yeah, ADHD spitting fast comprehend what I’m saying.
Today’s sermon is good rap I’m preaching. I’m like halo leave you reaching.
Minds deeper than deepest trench clothes stay true to the marijuana stench.
This world sucks might just be a movie. If it is I’m feeling groovy let me scooby slurp all my problems in a scooby snack smoothie. Pick up girls oh so smoothly. used to think girls had cooties now I can’t quit chasing after big booties killing this like hannibal lector smoking a cross joint cuz its the trifecta. Iq larger than venus sex drives like a bemis get a girlfriend see if she’ll touch up on my penis.songs over moms said shes getting kinda squeamish.
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