I wish she would go away,

I do not want to play.

Hitting me with that piece of string,

will only make me claw at her skin.

I hiss at her as my warnings begin.

All I want to do is sleep,

out all night my temper is so weak.

Any minute now you will hear her squeak,

I may just take a flying leap.

That’s it she gone to far,

I dive onto the breakfast bar.

She can’t reach me from here,

as I sit and she cant get near.

I have not touched her but she has a tear.

Oh I can’t win,

it’s was her tempting an ultimate sin,

to annoy a cat that just wants a lie in.

I go to her now and let the stroking begin.

Awww nice kitty she said,

as she strokes my head.

This is more like it I will stay here all day.

One thing I know I still don’t want to play.