Let me take you to the Waffle House

 I got scattered , covered, smothered, diced and topped,

ooh baby you got  me hot!

 Aint no body   can say  Darling quite like you,

and then hand me the right order too.

I love the way your hands don’t shake,

filling up my coffee every day.

Once I forgot to say how I wanted my eggs,

you brought them to me just the right way.

I brought the fellows in the other night,

you got all their orders and treated them right.

Now I am just alittle  confused,

cause you called them all Darling too.

You must have just been dead on your feet,

Ill have to introduce you them proper next time we meet.

Now I am thinking  that I’ll propose,

kind of romantic like over raisin toast.

I know,  I know,of course my Dear,

we can even have the wedding in here.

Wont have to put out too many invites,

most folks  are here already each night!

So what do you say ? I am down on one knee

will you scatter, cover and smother me?