Life is Like a Penis

Sir Poetry on Apr 21, 2009

Tags: beat, beat it, humor, jokes, Life, penis, screwed

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This is about how I sum life up as being like a penis.

Life is filled with disarray,

and with our life we have to pay,

here are some words of wisdom to read today,

so everything will make sense today.

Life is like a penis, if it is hard,

you get screwed. If it is soft,

you can not beat it.

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LOVELYHONEY on May 9, 2009
USE UR LIFE AS U DO A PENIS,

WHEN ITS HARD USE ,

IT AND WHEN ITS SOFT LICK IT ,

AND WHEN UR ALONE ,

THE BETTER IT IS,

WHEN ITS HARD IT IS,

AND WHEN THE PENIS BECOMES SOFT,

SO BE IT,

LIFE’S LIKE THAT IS IT?

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