Life was never meant to be easy
But it’s harder for some, than for others,
Life was never meant to be easy
But it’s the working man who mostly must suffer.

Now Malcolm tells us all a load of bullshit
Malcolm tells us all a pack of lies
Malcolm tells us life can’t be easy
When Malcolm speaks democracy dies.

Now Paul the dork is shouting loudly at us
Keating’s heaping us with foul abuse,
He thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread
But frankly we all think he is no use.

Now Little Johnny wants to crush the Unions
Now Little Johnny thinks he’s big and brave,
But the voters stomped him out late last year
His IR laws are safely in the grave.

Now Kevin Rudd is just as bad as Malcolm
And just as weak as poor old Little John,
Now Labor is in power once again
Democracy is surely dead and gone.