There once was a slimmer named Steen
Who grew so phenominally lean
   And flat, and compressed,
   That his back touched his chest,
    So that sideways he couldn’t be seen.

 A young schizophrenic named Struther,
Who learned of the death of his Brother,
  Said, “I know that its bad,
   But I don’t feel too sad.
    After all, I still have each other.”

The incredible Wizard of Oz
Retired from his business becoz
  due to up-to-date science,
  To most of his clients,
He wasn’t the Wizard he woz.

There was an old gent from Hyde
Who ate rotten apples and died.
  The apples fermented
  Inside the lamented
And made cider inside his inside.
Said an ape as he swung by his tail,
To his offspring both female and male,
  “From your offspring, my dears,
  In a couple of years,
May evolve a professor at Yale.”