A little limerick for all of those who are, or know someone who is, Susan, Suzanne, however they choose to spell it. It’s only as naughty as you are!

There once was a woman named Suzie
Carrying on one night like a floozy.
Reputation earnt
And a hard lesson learnt -
Never do that in a jacuzzi!

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  • Daisy Peasblossom on Mar 17, 2009

    What fun! I love limericks.

  • Carolyn Cordon on Mar 18, 2009

    Thank you Daisy Peasblossom.
    Limericks are great because even people who say they hate poetry will giggle at a good one. It’s because they’re a bit rude, and they rhyme. Lots of people think all poetry must rhyme. I don’t think that, but limericks have to, otherwise they’re not limericks.

    I’ve got one about a bloke named Al too, I might post that one some time

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