There was a young girl in Manhattan,
Whose teeth were incredibly rotten,
She could not bite or chew,
So junk food she eschewed ,
And a job as a model she’s gotten!

A girl with a bosom quite large,
Saw herself as the prow of a barge.
Till she with with a tug,
Who gave her a hug –
Now barge lets the tug be in charge.

A young gentleman with no brains,
Was under a great deal of strain
To speak with coherence,
So he muttered crass nonsense,
And fools folks again and again.

A fella who loved good cigars,
Met a little green person from Mars.
They shared a few jokes,
Then rolled up a toke.
Now they’re happy exploring the stars.

A man with a very bad back,
Was not very good in the sack.
Till he met a fine floozy
In a bubbly jacuzzi -
Now his prowess is showing no lack.

Suggested titles for each piece are as follows: 1.  Keep Your Mouth Shut, 2.  Ships that Pass, 3.  George W. , 4.  Alien Exploits and 5.  Health and Fitness