Allergies

There once was a man named Furfoo
Who hailed from the planet Naboo
He heard the earth callin’
But sniffed up some pollen,
And now all he says is achoo!

The Grinch Who Stole Dancing

I Suggest that if your at a bore
You listen to this piece of lore
You might learn a thing,
How to make a swing
So I think I’ll write a bit more

I once went over to Paris in France
To learn how to tango and disco dance
I got a good teacher
Who talked like a preacher
And loved to wear purple polka dot pants

And when I was done with my schooling
A new dictator was ruling
He tried to stop freedom
So we went to meet ‘im
But with him there was now fooling.

So we went on a protesting walk
And at various places did talk
We won back our dancing,
And all started prancing
Way down to Languedoc.

Death by Plane

By chance I saw a bird up in the sky
He started to climb going up way too high
An airplane came near
The bird flew in fear
And with a puff of feathers, he fell down to die.