Featuring a genie, her pets, and her bikini.
A genie who lived in the city
Had some pets that included a kitty
But one day she wished
That her cat would get squished
And an anvil fell down — oh not pretty!
The genie went out and she voted
While her dog drank her beer and got loaded
She said with alarm,
“I will do you some harm!”
And that poor little puppy exploded.
“I’m hungry,” one day said the genie,
“So I think I’ll make bird tortellini.”
Her old parakeet
Said, “I ain’t got much meat.”
But he soon was devoured by that meanie.
“I need a great tan,” said the genie
So she put on a yellow bikini.
Asleep on the sand
She heard not the big band
And they trampled her, playing Rossini.
LOL 
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