What he discovered when he woke up.

There once was a man from Peru
who dreamt he was eating his shoe
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
and found it was perfectly true

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  • -marthe- on Nov 26, 2007

    a little shorty but pretty good

  • smileylover on Dec 26, 2007

    who wrote this poem? i mean the actual author not u

  • XXmoooooooooooXX on Apr 3, 2008

    hey haha i love this it was in spongebob!!!!!!!! i love spongebob.

  • i dunno whats urs on May 7, 2008

    spongebob… WOW.
    funny tho.

    (for my name, look at the form for comments on this page and type what I have for my name, you’ll get it)

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    WOOOWWW OFF TOPIC. lol great poem anyway bye.

  • @@@@ on Aug 24, 2008

    Great poem

  • ????????????? on Jan 26, 2009

    lol. Dats acutally a real limerick. Not just from spongebob

  • nunya on Feb 9, 2009

    OMG is that a literal limerick?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    it just literally sonds like something just copied from spongebob roflol

  • 123456789 on May 19, 2009

    I used this poem in a literature class in collage last year and made a 100 on my test =)

  • Jocelin on Jun 6, 2009

    your poem is famous
    but you are anonymous
    making you well known
    which is hard to show
    and I’m old enough to know that nobody is flawless

    especially a guy that eats a shoe

  • Anon on Jan 14, 2010

    It’s awoke by the way because you need 6 syllables

  • i dunno whats urs on Feb 8, 2010

    forbidden?

  • yo mom on Apr 9, 2012

    The author wasn’t spongebob, it was Gary Squarepants!

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