Matt

There once was a boy named Matt.

I broke his knees with a bat.

I broke his spine,

Then put him in a mine,

Then shot him with a gat.

Andrew

Andrew was robbing a bank.

He stabbed a teller with a shank.

He would have been caught,

But he fought and fought,

Then he was hit by a tank.

Man from Japan

There once was a man from Japan.

He got hit with a frying pan.

He fell on the floor,

And felt very sore

‘Cause he stole a soda can.