Witty poem about the ridiculous notion of putting lipstick on a pig.
Lipstick on a pig,
That’s really very silly.
How about lipstick on my dog
Or on my Aunt Millie?
How about lipstick on a cow
Or lipstick on a rat?
Maybe a touch of lipstick
On Sylvester the Cat.
But lipstick on a pig
Is ridiculous and obscene.
I’d rather see put on a pig
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Some delicate, facial cream.
hehehe 
what an enjoyable read
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