A red bum, yellow bum, a little bum Buck

little bum buck sat on a truck

little bucks bummed truck was stuck in a muddy hole

the tire became flat because of a little mole

he took out his trusty knife

that one of which he stabbed his wife

stuck the mole in his hole

inquired his name

his name was Ole

he ate the mole and the hole

and that was the end of mole named Ole