Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Eating his humble pie

I tell you no lie

That he wanted to die

He had so much bad luck

and now he was stuck

and he wanted to scream F..k!

Little miss Muffet

Told Jack Horner to stuff it

While Humpty Dumpty was off the walls

Telling Jack he had no balls

Double trouble for Jack

None of them were watching his back

So he bought a big sack

That was filled with crack

While everyone moaned

He began to get stoned

But it did not help much

For drugs are a crutch

So, he eventually stopped

But his weight had seriously dropped

So now he was in the mood

To eat some good food

So he threw away the pie

and ate a delicious fish eye

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