Longest Banana!The guy claims that guy has the hugest one. How he came to accept it please ask him .Thanks but its informative ,he does deserve a gold leaf.

 

John Falcon Who?

Courtesy inspiration the most

Arrogant one

 

 

Longest Banana!

 

It’s not the length

That matters,

It’s the strength

The guy as you says

Is a 13.5 incher?

Even in flaccid state,

His would be much bigger,

Than many in their erect posture,

 

So how will they feel?

As you say,

He is also gay

And

Many guys as well as women

Will run away

 

Elephants have four feet long

Just by the way

And

They guy sexes

only once in a way.

 

How often does your friend have sex?

And

With another gay

And

With women too

 

Does he often msbt,

As most men do.

Most women

Will become marathoners

If they see

Your fiend’s gunner

So you enjoy him,

As you may,

Tis better for most

Gals and guys normal ones,

From the guy

To stay away

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  • zain0077 on Dec 3, 2010

    Nice poem.

  • lapasan on Dec 3, 2010

    Nice poem. Its seldom for a guy to have a one foot banana even in flaccid state.

  • papaleng on Dec 4, 2010

    witty one.. ^_^

  • Aiyanna. on Dec 4, 2010

    Ewww!! Elephant with a trunk in the wrong place. Yikes!! I am staying away for sure.

  • albert1jemi on Dec 4, 2010

    great share

  • Kaye TM on Dec 5, 2010

    great share! thanks! =p

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