Humorous write…

Awaken by a sudden desire
I decided to call my sweet American boyfriend
with a conflicting grammar
and an incorrigible accent
 I started the  long distance conversation .
He enquired if I was UPSET ‘
I told him that I was not in the TOILET
Sweetheart I am driving a car
‘I interpreted that he was waging a WAR
I felt ashamed of my hearing disorder
Can I text you in the morning ‘
As he wanted to know
His TEXT got messed With Sex in my mind
Can you hear me ? Can you hear me ?
We wanted to enquire
We struggled with each other
Twisting our tongue and combing our ears
The line was disturbed as we continued the conversation
Till we realised that everything was lost in
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Comments (7)
  • Rosettaartist1 on Jul 29, 2011

    I like the humour in this. good one

  • Cassle Tang on Jul 29, 2011

    LOL, it’s not only about the translation I guess, but also lost in conversation!! :D Great one!

  • Melanie T on Jul 29, 2011

    Very funny and believe it or not this happens to a lot of people!

  • yeasin on Jul 29, 2011

    very funny yet nice poem

  • tonyleather on Jul 29, 2011

    Really amusing account

  • erwinkennythomas on Jul 30, 2011

    laugh your belly out! well put!

  • Brookiee on Aug 7, 2011

    hahaha, very funny! nicely set out, xo!

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