The day that I first saw her
Was the day the earth stood still
I’d just finished all my errands
And still had time to kill.
I pulled into the walmart
That was closest to my house
She was really cute with bright blonde hair
And tiny as a mouse.
I followed her to aisle four
And she grabbed a bag of coffee
And that’s when I saw the men in blue
Which meant the cops were watching.
But I didn’t let that stop me
So we went to aisle eight
She turned and asked “what do you want?”
I said “to be my date.”
The cops came up and asked my name
I told them it was John
I turned around to look at her
And saw that she was gone.
Next thing I know I’m with a doctor
Who says his name is Dennis
And after running many tests
Diagnosed me schizophrenic.