“Cardboard bun and rubber burger please”.

“Are you sure those burgers, don’t carry mad cow disease“? 

“How silly of me, I forgot it’s not real meat”.

“Just rubbish made into patties for us to eat”.

“Throw in some tasteless French fries too”.

“Without them I couldn’t do”.

“I love your ever so greasy food”.

“NO, I don’t think I’m being rude”.

“Bolivians know where the real food is at”.

“But I will eat anything, just like the cat”.

“One thing I do like is your price”.

“How ever did I think for that it could ever be nice”?

No wonder my belly has grown so large

Stuffing this down like the garbage barge

My cholesterol has gone through the roof

All because I buy from you – I must be a goof

Just take a peek down here

My bellies the proof