As I boot up my PC,

My modem dialing next to me,

I ask the Lord, give me a sign…

Will I ever get on – line???

If you would kindly let me through,

I will byte no more than I can chew.

I will surf the waves amid the Net,

With my mouse, my loyal pet.

And through each window I will see,

The websites that are offered me.

Resisting any chat room’s lure,

I will download only what is pure.

If system-errors do not prevail,

I will vow to read all my e-mail.

If you save me from a crash,

I will dump my games into the trash.

Just please do not take my CD-ROM!

Thank you Lord, God Bless.Com.

Image by Robert S. Donovan via Flickr