With those ear buds in your ear dear

I’m not sure that you can hear clear

When you sit there starring blaring

You know we are caring sharing 

Listen to those eye phones eye tunes

We are playing sand dunes sum tones

Rocking to the music elastic plastic

Rolling so fanatically fan tastic

Dancing in the attic making static

Y’all should say we are ju ra sick

And that we’re getting oh so dras tick

Ringing when we should be clinging

To the ip address we are pinging

And to this we should be singing