The snot monster’s got me

He’s inside my head

I shouldn’t be working

But home in my bed

I’m sniffing and snuffling

And blowing my nose

I’m trying to hang on

Till the snot monster goes

The snot monster’s got me

I’m feeling so grotty

It’s hard doing work

When you’re bunged up and snotty

As I sit here and cough

And I shiver and shake

I am wondering just

How much more I can take

The aches are subsiding

The coughing has eased

I was getting quite miffed

About being teased

Remarks about man flu

Drove me round the bend

So I’m pleased to announce

I’ve infected my friend