Out of my window, sits a man on my wall,

He is badly dressed so I give him a call,

“What are you doing sitting on my wall?”

The man replied,” Nothing at all,”

“Then will you go and do it away from my home?”

“Bollocks” he said, I’ll roam when I roam,”

So out I went and stood by the gate,

“Don’t sit here,” I’m telling you mate,”

“What you going to do,” the man replied,

“Absolutly nothing,” and went back inside.