Once upon a time i saw a little man.

he looked like he was having trouble holding groceries in his hand

so I walked over said, “Excuse me sir can i help you there?”

then he turned around as i saw his face was tattooed with a bear

then he started acting rude and being a jerk

so in his face i let out a burp

then he told me he was a millionaire

so i said sorry i just always wanted to piss off a bear