Put your napkin on your lap
Or else you will get a very big slap
Dont start a big fight
Or else you will ruin someone’s appetite
Once our dinner was ruined
By a child named Bruin
He put his elbows on the table
and begin to yell an innapropriate fable
He burped and belched and stunk up the place
Then he threw his rice and curry right smack on my face
When he finally left the house
I was as silent as a mouse
Bad manners dont work when you are inside a house