A funny short story.
In Billy’s Back Yard
Billy: I have a great idea!
Mark: what is it?
Billy: we should build a tree fort
Mark: out of what?
Billy: oh I don’t know, maybe the thing called wood!
Mark: oh yeah, that could work
Billy: let’s go to the hardware store and get some wood
At the Hardware Store
Billy: what floor is the wood on?
Store Manager: floor number 5
Mark: can we take the elevator?
On the Elevator
Mark: I love elevators
Billy: how many times do I have to say it?
Mark: say what?
Billy: I DON’T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: well, I guess someone is in a bad mood
Billy: no, you just give me headaches, HEADACHES!!!!!!
Mark: shut up, we are going to be on the 6th floor any second
Billy: 5th floor
Billy: ha, I got you
Mark: no you didn’t
Billy: I just got you again, you are such an idiot
Billy: but you are a moron
Mark: I am not a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy: yeah you are
Mark: the only moron here is you Billy, now shut your trap we are here
Billy: (sarcastically) yes, your majesty, sheesh you’re so bossy
On the Fifth Floor
Billy: we would like to buy 32 pieces of wood please.
Mark: who says please anymore?
Billy: shut up
Cashier: hello, cash or credit
Billy: we are only 13…..
Mark: we don’t have credit cards
Cashier: ok, cash or money
Billy: hey Mark, do you have the other half of the dough?
Mark: yeah it is in my pocket
Cashier: we don’t accept dough here
Billy: not cookie dough, money
Cashier: I knew that, I was just testing how smart you are
Mark: (whispering) or how stupid you are
Cashier: that will be $123.45
Mark: let’s go to your house to build it
Billy: ok but why my house/
Mark: my mom is still mad that I blew mine up
Billy: how did you blow it up?
Mark: with a bomb
Billy: what! You set off a bomb in a tree house?
Mark: I thought that it was a contained blast
Billy: whatever let’s get started
In Billy’s Backyard
Billy: so we have everything, let’s build it
After 6 Hours of Broken Bones, Headaches, and Bleeding, They Finally Finish
Billy: well, it looks horrible, but we finished
Mark: now all we have to do is put all of our stuff in it
After Another 6 Hours of….Oh, well you get my point
Billy: we are finally done with the whole thing!
Mark: well it only took us 12 hours and two huge captions
Billy: hey what’s that on the floor
Billy: It looks like a huge marble from your collection
Mark: no it is just one of my bombs
Billy: get out of here
Mark: no, I just set it off to celebrate a job well done
Billy: what did I just say? Don’t bring bombs into the tree house
Billy: you destroyed the tree house and half of my house
Mark: looks like we are going to need some wood
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