I knew a girl named Mary Lee

She begged and begged the authorities

“Please oh please let farts be free

It cannot be that i should keep them locked up tight inside of me”

They laughed and scoffed at the absurdity

of this young girl named Mary Lee

behind bars they threw her though she tried to flee

and forced a but plug up her ass you see

days went by without a sound

but Mary’s belly got quite round

filled with gas: unstable; unsound

she could take no more, this she found

and so with sweat pouring down her face

she held the bars and she did brace

and with all the strength she mustered up

she blew that prison cell right up

With relief her body shook

She knew she had to write this book

For never again would she ever fear

To let her fart burst through the air

The guards came running

What a shock

They saw the building was blown up

They saw Mary sitting free

Shouting, “farts should all be free!”

And so that’s how the story ends

And how the freeing of farts Mary did defend.

The End