I work on cars for a living most days of the year

I can change or fix your tyres

I do most things even m.o.t’s when they are near

But I can’t do electrical wires.

I can even fix or sort out your faults

I don’t mind getting mucky, oily or full of grime

I can use my spanner to undo those nuts and bolts

However I can’t do body work, nor do I have the time.

I can work on old bangers, even up to the top of the range

You can call in if you are in town

I can change your battery, plugs or even do you an oil change

I can’t come to tow you if you break down.

I can do most things that need fixing

If it’s booked in I can get your car into the bay

I can lubricate things if they are sticking

Sorry but my time is mine on a Sunday.