Why is it when you ask them to do a simple  thing
It’s if your asking for the world sometimes you just can’t win
You have to ask them more than once and then they say it’s nagging
Well I’m about to lose my mind and my patience surely flagging
The doors don’t close the cupboard’s loose
The glass has lost it’s shine
When will he fix these things i ask?
there’s never any time
Then suddenly right out the blue his mate’s decide to call
Oh he can move for them alright to go and play football
I wander what i saw in him I wander will it last
I don’t suppose he’s noticed he’s got mud all up his ass
Well i suppose that’s life for me i think I’m now deranged
I think that i will tell him that the lock’s have now been changed