Fun at a friend’s culinary experimentation !!!!

She claimed it’s not her strongest point

that cooking leaves her cold

Anything for an easy life

Her motto from of old

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Her microwave is over-used

Hardly a day goes by

When put to use, to save her time

and also energy

~~~~

Experimenting one fine day

with freshly bought sardines

She didn’t quite expect them

to explode in smithereens

~~~~

Eyes popped from their sockets

’twas amazing sight to see

Fishes flew all o’er the place

Oh such calamity !

~~~~

The smell was overpowering

It lingered on for days

So overwhelmed with nausea

She vowed to change her ways

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The moral of this story

May now be clearly seen,

And I’ll be much more careful

Where I cook my sardines

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  • A Bromley on Nov 18, 2011

    Oh My! This is just too funny. A great poem…now if I can just stop giggling. Love this. Great job.

  • mistymorrning on Dec 1, 2011

    lol…great sense of humor…lol

  • carmen on Dec 2, 2011

    :) ))))))))) I was looking for a cook, guess I have to look some where else :) ).

  • PHILLY DREAMER on Dec 23, 2011

    There’s a lesson in all of this. You can’t cook everything in the microwave LOL.

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