Midterms:

Midterms! Ah, my old friend.

Sarcasm, by the way, no need to pretend.

When this time of year comes about my mind surely descends

And tears without mend.

A time of doubt and stress, 

I simply must digress, 

That midterms aren’t the best, 

They aren’t a cut above the rest, 

They’re the worst of the tests.