I feel so funny when people say

That I am an innocent girl,

Hurts no one, harms no one,

Does her job and lives her way,

But they know not the truth,

And better not, I guess,

About the many laws I’ve broken,

And weak excuses I’ve escaped with.

Why go far when just a week ago,

I was caught being mischievous.

I had gone for play practice,

To the hall, with my pals,

When we went backstage,

Climbing the greenroom stairs.

Truth be told, it was real fun,

Getting caught wasn’t in the agenda!

We waved to all the kids onstage,

Enjoying the height we were at.

But, a little kid told on us!

And teachers came, spoilt the fun.

” Never do this again!”

They badly scolded us.

I was really mad at them,

But felt very naughty, just the same.

Now this may sound like a confession,

But really I’m just saying,

How very funny I feel,

Whenever someone calls me,

A Miss Goody- Two Shoes,

When I know I’m not one,

I can’t help laughing at it either,

Because it really feels so weird!