Nursery Rhymes for a Young Conservative

Invert what’s inert to spur on the spurt of work hurting to squirt

Beach kernels crunch sand into shells by shores on the seas while Jack and Jill drive there/their Hummers up hills.

I know a place where you can get Humpty Dumpty over easy.

Three men in a tub caused an outrage via rainbow and each of their pets (mice) blindly ran into my grandfather who sounded like Hook’s alligator belly.

I know a book called Letters to a Young Conservative

Dinesh D’Souza, Dinesh D’Ceased

Mother Goose got hit by the Hummer and Jack kept driving leaving Mother Goose hurting and squirting and spurting and everything felt inverted even after MG was inert.