Used to be the weather was frightful

People covered themselves from head to toe

Now, despite the fact it’s Christmas season

I see more sand, than I see snow

The temperatures keep on elevating

To the moon, they just seem to rise

Oh, where is the Christmas of yesterday

The rosy cheeks, windows fogged with ice

It’s just too warm now for Christmas

Too hot to shop, too hot to run around

Santa’s working at the pole in a speedo

That’s nothing, we wanna see come to town

Frosty, it seems we’re not gonna see him

Heat miser, now, has gotten his day

Can’t ole Jack Frost do something about this

And chase the warm weather away

No need to chop wood set for burning

The heated air replaces that in the hearth

I hope it gets cold and very soon, too

Because Christmas puts warmth in everyone’s heart

It’s just too warm now for Christmas

Too hot to shop, too hot to run around

Santa’s working at the pole in a speedo

That’s nothing, we wanna see come to town

Oh, when Christmas day finally gets here

Right now, I’ll tell ya, all I wanna see

Are people with scarves and gloves on their hands

And snow bringing life to all barren trees

I want the temps to chill me right to the bone

That’s when I’ll know it’s Christmas time

Who wants to look up and see a sleigh

With a fat man in a speedo, flying around

It’s just too warm now for Christmas

Too hot to shop, too hot to run around

Santa’s working at the pole in a speedo

That’s nothing, we wanna see come to town