Always remember to look ahead so that you are absolutely certain whats in front.

You’re a numbskull a loony a dope and a prat

A pillock a plonker a berk and a twat

Move over you moron I want to get past

You’re going so slow and I want to go fast

Get out of my way you drongo, you dill

If you go any slower you’ll be standing still

Come on now, get moving, you stupid great twit

Oh dear, it’s a copper, oh bugger, oh shit!

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