I won’t be voting this time,

cause MPs they can’t be trusted,

they’ve abused the taxpayers money,

and the truth is they’ve been busted!

I won’t be voting this time,

though I have the right to vote,

why should we pay another,

for cleaning out their moat!

I won’t be voting this time,

even though I’ve broke tradition,

MPs they have been caught,

abusing their position!

I won’t be voting this time,

its flippin obvious to see,

their claiming on two houses,

and laughing at you and me!

I might be voting this time,

though I say this rather glumly,

now she’s sorted out the Gurkhas,

I’m voting for Joanna Lumley!