A cool widget for Mac dashboard called Mr. Alligator that creates random sentences that many times turn out to be hilarious. Here you go.

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Shove that invincible force field!
Can I get skimpy pilots?
You remind me of the stuffy arthropod.
Your face pats!

Savannah stomps  fungus.
The Sheriff peacefully flings onto Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Abe Lincoln poops Doritos?
Could I shove your fries please?
I smell grass.
You roll like few exuberant skaters.
Daniel purposely acts a menu.
You smell like nincompoop.
His quite but scatterbrained contrabassoon chomped Daniel Iremonger.
Snacking and dumping is fun.
You smell like tube.
Her dork terminated fantastically up your elephant.
All your myriapod are belong to us.
Her stark and unordinary projectile lit James Rice.
Your shaved puppy wouldn’t have been very rabid.
I finagled your pogo stick.
Wrestle that holy minesweeper!
Daniel rocks bees and Sacagawea distinguishes flowers.
Skip yourself atop the fireman.
Your supa-fly wing isn’t very closed.
Paris Hilton loves Stinkerdoodle.com!
Your goat cheese manipulates like a rubber duck.
Why did that Arsenal shiver my bumflaps?
Rapidly you digest the sharpie.
I tripped your pillow.
You will be spooning his humorous juices.
Hi, I’m a devious movie.
Your heffalump whacks like a pet rock.
Hardly you return the oxygen.
You remind me of my curved virus.
Your moustache lactates like a garden.
You ravenously exacerbate.
Could I swoon your geishas please?
Your munching or percussive paradox demonized Saddam Hussein.
The Sheriff hugs ghetto nerds.
I smell giant squid.
Why does your lucky thing-a-ma-bober point so completely?
Hey, don’t drip my floozy!
You smell like lump.

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