MacGregor is a gorgeous cat
Long and lean and full of fun
Stretches lazily, warm and fat
Such a lovely, lazy cat
Lying baking in the sun.

He is of the Siamese breed
A cat with attitude you’ll agree
In all matters one takes his lead
Disagree?  What a dreadful deed!
He’s the one in charge you see.

His plaintive howling can annoy
He won’t let up until he’s heard
He’s still a gorgeous cuddly boy
Who brings much pleasure, lots of joy
But oh!  the ruckus is absurd!

His mice lie scattered all around
They are not real but look to be
MacGregor chases them to ground
Nailing them in one huge bound
They disappear quite naturally.

He often stares with big blue eyes
A pussy-cat smile upon his face
One wonders what those depths belie
Read their meaning?  You can try
A mirror to his inner grace?

His regal bearing, his elegant pose
Make him appear a king of cats
Right from the tip of his brown nose
Down to his long pussy-cat toes
MacGregor is exactly that!

He loves his cuddles, a waiting lap
His purrs are loud for all to hear
He is a gorgeous cuddly cat
Warm and loving, more than that!
No other moggy can compare.

One cannot help but be enamoured
With his assumptions, his mischievous ways
He knows he’s truly loved, adored
Of every cat, MacGregor’s lord
And will be till the end of days.