My dad’s a secret agent,

He has an undercover spy

He is the world’s best detective

He has the perfect eye.

He has a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,

He is a snoop and he’s a sleuth

He’s unrivalled at detecting

And uncovering the truth.

He’s got eyesight like an eagle

He’s got hearing like a bat

He can out smell any bloodhound

He is as stealthy as a cat

He can locate nearly anything

With elementary ease

But no matter how he looks and looks

My dad can’t find his keys!