An Open Letter from the Troll of Triond to the Furious Fury of the Critical Jury, better known as the Dumb Blonde hiding behind the NickName of You Know Who…

Dear Britney ShakeSpears,

Still in the cradle you

didn’t want no pacifier,

no silencer, no clean

diaper; it was truly

inappropriate how you

only wanted to criticate.

And I was sixteen

when I wrote my first verse

to a Countess – “Like me,

strike me, count me

in” – and it was Fate

that brought us together:

me and my Poetry,

you and your Filthy

Tongue, soaked

in vitriol.

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You wonder if that man

walking down the street

could be me, but hey,

honey, I am

the Invisible Man,

the Automatic Type

Writer

& nobody

knows me, nobody

sees me as I am

a Spirit, a Spectre

just wandering through

the empty MySpace

of your brain.

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Yours Truly

the One & Only

Troll of Triond

Chris Marlowe II.

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Tell me why

a Dumb Blonde

takes a seat

in the corner? (*)

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* It’s 90° over there!

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  • STEVE666 on Aug 27, 2009

    Currently there are no comments related to “My Dear Britney Shakespeare”. You have a special honor to be the first commenter. Thanks!

    Tiz a true honour!!

  • CA Johnson on Aug 28, 2009

    What an interesting poem! I really liked it!

  • RS Wing on Sep 1, 2009

    The saga continues and the mystery deepens with disdain.
    These dumb blondes will always drive these pens to go insane!

  • Debra. on Sep 8, 2009

    Well I have to admit that I do find these “dumb blonde” pieces quite amusing! Intriguing!

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