I was sitting in my house, with my dog ontop of me.
I was flicking through the channels, of my 30″ T.V.
When suddenly i realised i had to go and pee,
But unfortunately my dog, did not seem to agree.

I asked my dog, ‘Oh pretty please,’
‘Can you get off my knees?’
She didn’t budge, but she did fart,
And it smelled just like cheese.

So i pushed and pushed, and pushed and pushed,
I tugged and tugged, i tugged and tugged,
She moaned and groaned, she groaned and moaned,
But fine’ly i was free!

So finally, i got that dog,
Right off the top of me.
I’d finished my deed. But wait a sec,
I think i’v already peed!