This is a funny, yet rather disturbing love story between a man and his favorite T-shirt.
There you are!
I have been searching all over for you
I turned my house upside down…
Thought I have lost you
I have missed you so much
Remember ‘I can’t live, if living is without you’…the Mariah Carey Song?
Well I thought I had to play that record over and over again
…But then!
… I saw just a tip of your V-neck
The one where the cut is not too low
Don’t want my chest to be on show
You know how I get…ooh so upset
We have been together for so long!
Five long years through endless travels and seasons
Well, there are more reasons
One to explicit… I think for me to share
…Oh I don’t care!
All I can say …My right hand came into play that day
Well moving swiftly on, I was so young right then
Did I not put you in the basket? or was imagining?
I guess not…Here you are lying behind the fridge
…which is rather strange as you are miles apart,
…was it a glitch on my part?
Just as I wanted to pick you up… Miracle, the dog, came running in
…Without any hesitation or care in the world
A flashbulb rose above my head
..It had to be my cocker spaniel instead!
I knew right then it was her you met
She had a history of theft!
If it was up to her..I. have nothing left!
Now that I found you safely
…I can put you were you belong
The washing machine is ready to miraculously clean you spick and span
… I promise it won’t take too long
Ooh I cannot wait for the end of the day
Readers…I swear to you
You can handcuff and tie me to the floor
Please I can’t wait no more,
…even a few hours is way too long
The feeling of wearing my favorite T-shirt is one of a kind
Ooh… I can’t get you out of my mind!
As if you were personally for me…designed!
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