This is a funny, yet rather disturbing love story between a man and his favorite T-shirt.

There you are!

I have been searching all over for you

I turned my house upside down…

Thought I have lost you

I have missed you so much

Remember ‘I can’t live, if living is without you’…the Mariah Carey Song?

Well I thought I had to play that record over and over again

…But then!

… I saw just a tip of your V-neck

The one where the cut is not too low

Don’t want my chest to be on show

You know how I get…ooh so upset

We have been together for so long!

Five long years through endless travels and seasons

Well, there are more reasons

One to explicit… I think for me to share

…Oh I don’t care!

All I can say …My right hand came into play that day

Well moving swiftly on, I was so young right then

Did I not put you in the basket? or was imagining?

I guess not…Here you are lying behind the fridge

…which is rather strange as you are miles apart,

…was it a glitch on my part?

Just as I wanted to pick you up… Miracle, the dog, came running in

…Without any hesitation or care in the world

A flashbulb rose above my head

..It had to be my cocker spaniel instead!

I knew right then it was her you met

She had a history of theft!

If it was up to her..I. have nothing left!

Now that I found you safely

…I can put you were you belong

The washing machine is ready to miraculously clean you spick and span

… I promise it won’t take too long

Ooh I cannot wait for the end of the day

Readers…I swear to you

You can handcuff and tie me to the floor

Please I can’t wait no more,

…even a few hours is way too long

The feeling of wearing my favorite T-shirt is one of a kind

Ooh… I can’t get you out of my mind!

As if you were personally for me…designed!

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Comments (7)
  • Anthony513 on Mar 6, 2009

    You wrote about a t-shirt i guess wutever works

  • maranatha on Mar 6, 2009

    Cute!

  • C LEBLANC on Mar 6, 2009

    you are so seriously disturbed. lol. this was funny and cute!

  • AKA SZM on Mar 7, 2009

    Funny.

  • Vikram Chhabra on Mar 7, 2009

    A very lighthearted poem that raised my spirits. Made me laugh!!

  • Bullwinkle Muse on Mar 8, 2009

    ‘twould be unwise indeed to come betwixt a man and his favorite garb. I’ve got tees that couldn’t withstand another wash, but can’t let go.

    “A flashbulb rose above my head

    ..It had to be my cocker spaniel instead!

    I knew right then it was her you met

    She had a history of theft!

    If it was up to her..I. have nothing left!”

    and yes, man’s best friend can become worst enemy when they take a cotton to our tees.

  • lissabunny on Mar 28, 2009

    teehee. :)
    I like this.

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